How do you throw away a trashcan?

Do you ever wonder about the wonders of the world? I do. I think:



"How itchy was that first guy's jock that he said, hmmm...I'm going to throw medicated foot powder down there?"
"If it takes muscles to blink, why aren't my eyes like ripped right now?"





"Maybe history interpreted it wrong and Pandora was a squirter?"





"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? You probably are, because I put that question in your head?"




"Is love at first sight applicable to blind people?"




And finally, "How do you throw away a trashcan? You leave it out and the trashman will reject it everytime."