Hello All--I am changing this forum to a place for me to put down my jokes. If you like it cool. But as I come up with my comedic gold, I have to start a savings account of awesome-ness to make me rich. Cha Ching. And Famous. More so Rich... Fame is for people who don't have enough friends. I have enough and I don't have enough riches to share with them so I will take the riches and don't need the new friends. But I appreciate fans. Why? Cuz they pay. Friends are natural freeloaders. They are the people you hear the infamous words, "just split the check 4 ways..." at lunch. But I didn't order a soda! I didn't order a soda nor did I get offered some of your additional french fries with extra bacon! Come on... I love friends, but fans would pay ME to eat JUST to see me eat and then CLEAN up my shit so they can keep it as a souvenir.
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