Is Rory the New Tiger?

Rory McIlroy is a phenom.  He's 22 years old and he's blazed up the PGA ranks (that's golf to you non golf addicts)  to win his first Major Championship yesterday by 8 strokes.  Set 12 different US Open Records.  But the question is, is he the New Tiger?  Tiger Woods?  The golfer Tiger Woods?  You think he'll be the next Tiger Woods???

Tie yo' shoe laces cuz you trippin' son.

No one will ever be Tiger.  No one will have the impact Tiger had on golf for quite some time.  Tiger made being Asian cool without nun-chucks or a ninja star.  Seriously though, ninja stars are awesome.  I found one as a kid once and ripped up my fence with my awesome ninja skills.  That fence had no chance...

The Golfers say, "Rory plays the game like it is supposed to be played.  He's got a great attitude.  Big Smiles, great guy."  That's why golfers love him!  they're not going to be intimidated by him! Tiger carried an intensity and focus that turned Golf from a game to a sport. 

Now ladies or sensitive fellas, I don't condone Tiger's off the course issues.  Ask Sigfried and Roy what happens when feminine beings constantly poke and tease even the most trained Tigers in the world.