Press Release: July 6th, 2011 Centreville Virginia
Issued by Sonarak's Wingman Services
Re: Pech Corp
For Media Inquiries regarding this article, please contact Sonarak.Ieng@gmail.com; SWS
For Immediate Release: Pech Nak is hereby going to be known as Borith or BP. The change comes in the midst of a rebranding of Pech Corp.
An unofficial statement released by the president of Pech Corp, BP Nak, "I'm investing in the modernization of Pech Corp and the image and attitude of Pech Corp is the frontline change to see long term results. We are anticipating cutting the fat and infusing energy into this company."
Forbes analysts were polled having BP's stock rising. They attribute the growth to newly hired COO Gabe Saclolo, dropping D-Rick Marketing and moving to PR Firm SWS and enlisting top man Sonarak Ieng, while President BP Nak is also making cuts and sacrifices himself. CNN warns the changes are going to take time, but forecast a huge end result from this shift.
Wall Street is tying the shift in Swagger-nomics to the recent success of TCV. The new line by President Vidya Tes of Vid Corp. "Passive and friendly no more, these dynamic entities are becoming performers in the show and not just audience members in the industry." says Rithy Chhuan of Motley Fool. TCV-Take Control Vid has skyrocketed to the top with bold moves, interesting productions, and creativity. BP is slated to do the same.
BP and TCV are not related. This Press Release is a product of SWS Media and Relations. For further help on Swagger-nomics, please contact Sonarak Ieng.
3 comments:
"An unofficial statement released by the presidet of Pech Corp".... helps if you knew how to use spell check or how to spell "president"
If you wanted to "cut the fat" why would you ever hire Sonarak?
Haha--Gabe Saclolo the COO is working on cutting the the FAT! I am in charge of public relations!
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