So this guy named Lionel is a good friend of mine. I can honestly say I hate to see a friend like him go, but I am excited for him and see him go out and do new things.
He's a gay dude and is soon moving to San Francisco. Surprise surprise. Well, he's never formally come out as a gay guy and I hope I didn't out him, but come on: He consistently wears scarfs and ties to every event. He dresses better than metro-sexuals and always looks clean. What kind of MAN does he think he is?
Another thing he hasn't come out about is his skater ability. I am confident that he is an avid skater. He's got the skater boy look. Tall lanky dude with big feet. I mean damn, you know how high you can olly and kick-flip with those things?
So yes, my boi is a closet gay skater dude. Lionel, SanFran is going to be perfect for you! Go down the hilly streets with your Nash 360 or Powell Peralta Rail Slider and I'll be looking out for you in the videos on Youtube.
Lionel is a real good guy. He's so polite and sweet. The ladies love him! Well, they do for a brief period of time and then the cycle comes full circle and he's single again. Why? Maybe they find out that he's gay.
So please, when you see him today, and bid him farewell...be careful when you hug him. He'll try to cop a feel fellas, but never try to challenge him to a rail slide competition.
Love you Lionel, I will miss you and you're a good guy. Do big things on the West Side homie!
Your Favorite Wingman,
Rak
He's a gay dude and is soon moving to San Francisco. Surprise surprise. Well, he's never formally come out as a gay guy and I hope I didn't out him, but come on: He consistently wears scarfs and ties to every event. He dresses better than metro-sexuals and always looks clean. What kind of MAN does he think he is?
Another thing he hasn't come out about is his skater ability. I am confident that he is an avid skater. He's got the skater boy look. Tall lanky dude with big feet. I mean damn, you know how high you can olly and kick-flip with those things?
So yes, my boi is a closet gay skater dude. Lionel, SanFran is going to be perfect for you! Go down the hilly streets with your Nash 360 or Powell Peralta Rail Slider and I'll be looking out for you in the videos on Youtube.
Lionel is a real good guy. He's so polite and sweet. The ladies love him! Well, they do for a brief period of time and then the cycle comes full circle and he's single again. Why? Maybe they find out that he's gay.
So please, when you see him today, and bid him farewell...be careful when you hug him. He'll try to cop a feel fellas, but never try to challenge him to a rail slide competition.
Love you Lionel, I will miss you and you're a good guy. Do big things on the West Side homie!
Your Favorite Wingman,
Rak
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