SNOWMAGEDDON

Whats up people.

blah blah blah--you're mad I haven't posted in a while. Guess what? I haven't been inspired. Kinda like when you look at that that p-90x commercial. You know you should do it, but damn, it's something you are going to wait to do. Well guess what? I'm back! And--I'm going to start that P-90x joint too! Stay tuned for that ish. Just in case you're so impatient, you don't want to wait to see the results, here is a before and after preview.

Yup--that's right. I'm going to go from the Rak to the Rock. Now I won't be hit on by only gay guys, hookers, and big mama black chicks, but real women! No offense to gay guys saying they aren't real women. HA! JUST KIDDING! Jeez, don't be so PC--have fun with this...I digress...

So I've been hit by SNOWMAGEDDON 2010. We've gotten an estimated 55 inches of snow this season. What does that mean? I have a jacked up back! Actually, it is affecting my physique. mother nature is messing with logic, science and what god intended the human form to take. Or Buddha, or Allah, or whoever you believe created us! Look at how mother nature has affected me since I have had to shovel tons of snow and then been locked up in a house with nothing but comfort food! As you can see, my back is cut--here is a pic my wife Michele took of it yesterday and then a picture of my front.

Basically, the snow is not just changing the landscape of our environment, but the landscape of our physique as well. Come on Mother Nature. Give me a break.

Okay, more rants and discussions about nothing later. PAYCE!!