The Great Idea

Hello oh ye Faithful and Curious.

Long time no entertainment.  I see you have been bored and started doing other things to be entertained.  Sorry to have left you all hanging for so long.  Here are the things you have been using to occupy your time since I have left you high and dry:

• Pintrest-Good site, but now everyone thinks they are philosophers, stylists, and interior designers
• New porn site called www.xxnx.com-I think a couple I know has a video on there?  Rhymes with Zey and Zocyn.
• You Tubes of a boy and Grandma singing Rack City-Rak's Real City would have hotter older women.
• Started riots for new Galaxy Foamposites-People-these are ghetto shoes.  One step away from the boots that showed snowflakes or robots when it got cold outside. 
• Started following some Jeremy Lin dude.  Where's his BLOG?

No worries people, I'm back.  Anything new with me?  I made a new enemy.  Sean T.  He's the trainer in the Insanity Videos I've been doing with some family and friends.  Oh Sean T, with your rippled abs and symmetrically defined traps and pecs.  I hate you.

I'm still seen on TV with my Virginia Lottery Commercial.  I'm told I've brought in so much revenue with my commercial they are able to pay in cash for the construction on the metro service to Dulles.  =0)  <--- (Not too many people use the nose in their emoticons anymore.  I'm bringing it back.  Without a nose it's like Voldemort smiling at you!  You're Welcome for the shout out Harry Potter Fans.)

Ok, now we're all caught up, lets talk about a good idea I want the lot of you to go forth and execute for me. On Wednesday, I'm going to post a video of how to do the Beyonce Butt Bounce.  This is to help all the white chicks and rhythm challeneged folks who are enamored with the move, but can not do it.  I want to help the public.  Here's why doing the Beyonce Butt Bounce is important to society.  A girl does the Beyonce butt bounce in a club/bar.  A man approaches her sexiness and they bang, have a kid, get married, and the child saves humanity by creating the cure to venereal diseases.  Then people freely bang and have more kids who find cures to more illnesses, solve world peace, eliminate the budget deficit, and we all become rich and happy.  but it starts with you.  You must share and get this video in the hands of Ellen Degeneres or Tosh.0.  Or else you have failed society and then you can't freely bang.  Freely bang people...freely bang.

See you Wednesday!