Friday, March 7, 2008

My new idea...




So I'm completely in awe of this guy. Kimbo Slice. For those of you who don't know who Kimbo Slice is, he's a backyard brawler. basically he fights anyone who wants to put money down and time after time, he whoops that dude and collects his money.

From that, he's built a world wide brand and name and now is a professional fighter in the MMA.

Oh my god. Genius! Grassroots promotion. Hardly any start up costs except some sweat and determination.

Shoo, I got that! And where can I apply it? Oh lord how can I be a Kimbo Slice?

And then is struck me.

I will start my own grassroots promotion. I will also challenge any person in the world who wants some. BRING IT! My name...THIMBO SLICE! The ultimate Thumb Wrestler!


This is going to be great! I'll challenge the world's best and make them submit under my skill and power! I'm already doing thumb-ups and have withdrawn from the Thumbs Up -Seven Up tournament in California to train for this new venture!
I am so excited! And since you're a fan, you'll get first dibs to meet your new superhero..THIMBO SLICE!





This is him! He's a monster ain't he?!?! YouTube, get ready, you've got a star in the making!

Don't look directly in his eyes! he'll think you're trying to thumb your nose at him. He doesn't like that. And for the ladies...here's a look at his abs! OH YEAH! THIMBO SLICE ADVENTURES! Be on the look out for his next fight! We don't' need no Chinese sneak attacks. We don't need no three count! We gonna make you say MERCY!

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