Homage to White Rice

To my love...

In my life you are a constant but I gotta divorce ya
Separate me and you like the poor and a Porsche
But I love you so much I gotta say it twice
I love you white rice, I love you white rice.

No one understands the kind of bond we got
The way my eggs wait as your pot gets hot
Me and my eggs with a sausage on the side
Can't wait for the Cooker button to click up and rise

Get the Maggi and pour it on for flava
Get the big steak and and hold the potatas
The only starch I need to end this famine
Is a bag of white rice, better yet white jasmine

The one with an elephant on the side
You buy it like dog food in huge supply
Cut open the top with a serrated knife
But be careful or else the grains will fly

I wash you all up and clean you down three times
I fill your pot with water just one finger line high
I stick you in to cook and wait for you be hot
You're gonna look so good next to the food that i got.

But now you gotta go-I'm in a new phase
Carbs out the window, meats and cheese for days
I may date your sister with the brown color to her
She may be darker than you, but you gots tha flava

I'll miss you white rice, I always think of you
The way you used to fill me with the goodness of you
We'll always have the memories, we can't lose that
Too bad your punk ass made my ass FAT!