Planking was yesterday. Birthdaying is today.

So on Facebook there is a fad going around called planking.  It entails a person laying face down horizontally on an object or somewhere like a plank.  You take the picture and post it on Facebook.  The craze supposedly started in Australia.  Legend has it, a guy was planking the edge of a building and fell off, now it's a worldwide phenomenon.  And you thought the world was morbid?  Taking a disaster and making it chic--yeah, slightly morbid.

So let's create a fad less morbid.  More Festive!  My friend/cousin/roommate, who's name I won't mention but rhymes with Shrose Shlegaspi, had a friggen party night like none other by getting hammered, plastered, ish-faced, and pretty much just rockstarred it out.  Why?  No Occasion.  None.  No Holidays, No Wedding, No Raise or Promotion.  JUST ROCKED IT OUT.  So let's birthday her.

So to Birthday someone, you have to first, start a Facebook thread of all the people at the party wishing "Shrose a Happy Birthday."  You want to get random people also to wish her a happy birthday!  Too funny.  Then make her/him a cake and post the picture of them blowing a candle out or just passed out in front of the cake.  (Cookies, cupcakes, and candy bars are all acceptable.)  GO BIRTHDAYING!  Happy Birthday Shrose!