Wednesday, September 28, 2011

People Watching

You guys are probably like me.  You love to watch people.  I was waiting to go into a meeting and humans are just wild animals free to roam in the wild nature of society as we've built it.  They are fascinating!

Our personalties are put together by so many life moments and experiences and have made us the adaptive creatures we are today.  The only difference between each wild human animal is the things we percieve as impressionable. 

For example Mr. Suit with No Socks and Dress Shoes, what happened to you that makes you draw a new line for formal wear at no socks?  I vote long toenails.

And Ms. Tight ass jeans with, oh about 18 too many, stylish rips and tears while your fatness is oozing out these holes, what happened to you?  Your legs look like they can't breath and are escaping a chain link fence to make it to the other side?

And finally, are you okay Mr. Dominique Wilkins Jersey at a bar or club?  The nineties are over right?  Maybe his dad is Dominique Wilkins but the guy is white so that's a hard one to explain Mrs. Wilkins!
Crazy Wild Human Creatures!

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