Useless. Absolutely useless wastes of time. I hate going to things that is "necessary" when I totally could be using my time in a more productive way--like standing on a corner with a Liberty Tax outfit on and breakdancing. Come on, that is so worth my time!
--side note--
My first job was standing on a street median with my cousin Sonitha holding us an .89 cent drycleaners promotion sign. Then he would pick us up in his Miata and I never fit in the backseat. Such a weird first job!
Back to wastes of time. Here are other historic wastes of time...
Lines at a girls bathroom.-Ladies...get in, get out. See men's room.
Diet Coke- DUDE! I've switched 5 years ago and am still fat! WTF?
Drugs-Ok, get over it. You know it's whack. I'm just sayin...
Field Hockey- Why learn a sport no-one ever ever plays ladies? (well, the skirts are hott)
Shaved carrots in salads- What a waste! I can't taste it! hello!
Quiznos-Dude, it's a sandwhich! How did I just spend 9 dollars?!?!
Ok, there's ton's more but seriosuly, I hate wasting time on nonsense.
Bel Biv Devoe said it best in reference to time...
"6 O'Clock on my swatch watch, got a date, can't be late...hey, the girl is gonna do me."
Indeed BBD...indeed...
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